i got free shots and a fucking homemade twinkie because the bartender found out it was my birthday, god bless texas/ praise america
sometimes i forget i’m living in texas and then i walk past a fucking palm tree or cactus and i’m like “why the fuck is that there” and then i remember.
the only thing i desire in life is sleep
i left my computer open with my tumblr dash up and walked away to do something (oops) and my father came up to me and was very concerned because there was a “naked woman on tumblr” and my mom said “yeah i saw that too but i thought it was just artistic”
sometimes moms make things easier.
sleeping alone sux bc you have no one’s warm legs to put your feet against teHE
i just spent a solid 20 minutes trying to explain to my mother that social interaction is exhausting for me and she kept telling me “YOU’RE JUST NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH” and eventually i just gave up on that whole attempt.
i am obsessed with other peoples’ happiness